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Wednesday 14 November 2012

23 Important Questions For Nollywood

23 Important Questions For
Nollywood
Can somebody help me to ask
NOLLYWOOD to
please answer these important
questions ?
1.How can a ghost look left n right
before
crossing
the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’
2.Why does the TV go off by itself
after the
‘breaking news’?
3.Why do all native doctors paint
one eye?
4.Why must every advert Start
with a loud
scream?
5.Why must every juju part be
represented by
lightening n thunder under the
bright sunlight?
6.Why do Nigerian movies always
have part one
to five?
7.How can Segun Arinze be
Ramsey Noah’s dad…
Any resemblance?
8.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m
happy to see
you my son”?
9.Why is Jim Iyke always coming
back from
America n speaking with a fake
British accent?
10.When will Pastor Ajidara stop
being a fake
pastor?
11.Why is it that the characters
die or run mad
immediately after their
confessions?
12.Epic Village Movie Set in the
90s still finds
Mercy Johnson with Brazilian hair,
how come?
13. How can N2bn fit into a small
Ghana-Must-
Go bag?
14.Must all hired assassins be
found in
uncompleted or abandoned
buildings? ‘Na dem
papa house?’
15.Why must a film have Part 1,2,
3; Return of
The Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same Film
‘Reloaded’ 1,2
n 3? WHY!?
16.Will a Yoruba movie ever be
complete without
a visit to the ‘Baba’?
17.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu
Jacobs dies of
heart attack in Nollywood
movies,why?
18. “15 years ago” n Ini Edo calls
her Boyfriend
with a Bold 5.. How is this
possible?
19.Why will d parents call their
child 3 times nd
ask him/her how many time did I
call you? ‘Dem
no sabi count?’
20.When poor people come to
Lagos to struggle
dey always make it, if na so why
poor people still
dey Lagos?
21.Why is it that Ogogo is always
innocent but
must be a victim of
circumstances?
22. Why is translations in most
Yoruba films
always in direct translation?
e.g .."Ta lo fun e
loyun yi"..."Who gave you th?????
23.How can they say 20 years later and they still have the same hair style and their dog bingo is still alive?

 
culled from http://www.donblackieindkitchen.blogspot.com/

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